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[03 Mar 2005|07:59pm]

antici__pation
eljay_bitches is no longer an active community. If you're looking for some good bitchery, check out....

the_fightclub



The community ^^ is moderated and maintained by the lovely the_vendetta and myself. We're combining elements from eljay_bitches, fucking_cunts, and vicious_bitches with some new twists as well, so check it out if you've got the balls.

Ta-ta.
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New App [10 Nov 2004|01:13am]

thefirst_taste

Name: Erik
Age: 17
Where do you live? Shelby Township, Mi
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call me trendy. [03 Sep 2004|02:56pm]

kalandravee
I'm inactive. I don't vote as much as I used to. In fact, I could give a shit less about all of this pointless dribble drama-fest going on, either. So with that, I leave you. Take care to those of who you are wonderfully intelligent bitches, and enjoy your slaughter - to everyone else.
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Yeah, I'm new. [03 Sep 2004|07:32pm]

mafia_boy
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Application [03 Sep 2004|11:21am]

ralphieinrigor
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Bandwagon [02 Sep 2004|08:13am]

markahix
[ mood | cranky ]

Notice to all my bitches.

I ain't goin' anywhere.  I don't run from shit.  I don't think it's cool to bail on a community because of some personal shit between me and some other member (hypothetical, I don't have shit with anyone who's of any consequence here...).  I don't know why everyone else has gotten their panties (or in a few rare instances, their boxers) in a twist because so-and-so got accepted into a community.  That's the entire point of a community, people... You're not going to be friends with everyone, so you might as well accept that some of the people you vote against will still be accepted.

It's kinda like life in that respect.  I sure as hell can't control who gets born and who doesn't, otherwise, there'd be no more Republicans or Bible-Thumpin' Xtians.  I certainly can't control who gets to remain in this world, because if I could, I can assure you, first of all, that I'd be going The Lathe of Heaven route on this place.

So suck it up, get over yourselves, and realize three things.  First, you're not going to like everyone.  Second, not everyone's going to like you.  Third, you're in a goddamned LiveJournal Community.  I mean no disrespect to our mods, but it's not like this place will be the end-all, be-all of your existence.

Grow up.  Please.

Very Sincerely,

Just Another Bitch in the Chain.

In case you couldn't tell by this post... I'm NOT leaving. I'm staying right here. I'm in a happy little rut and I'm not about to hoist myself out now.

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notice [02 Sep 2004|04:11am]

alcortz
i'm out.

thanks for having me, but our definitions of "bitch" differ greatly.

best of luck.

Jesus Fucking Christ [01 Sep 2004|04:26pm]

rotncandy
Sorry to those of you that I enjoy in here, but I'm out. In the past month, even a little over, we have let in some of the most snivelling, pointlessly anal and whiny applicants ever. People that just can't go a fucking week without complaining about something. I don't have time for the bullshit anymore and two of my closest friends in here have gone as well because of the same bullshit making this place less and less entertaining. So I bid ya'll goodbye and give you a salute or a middle finger. You know which one applies to you. Later bitches.
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[01 Sep 2004|02:57pm]

infrogpajamas
Maybe it's just me, but in the user-info, it says:

A bitch ... [has] nerve to ... never be underclassed or
looked over.


I don't get that part. Underclassed? Meaning that a bitch wouldn't want anyone to be any less classy than they?

Shouldn't it be... OUTclassed? Or better yet, out ranked? I'm not sure the intention matches the syntax.

Meh.
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[01 Sep 2004|02:11pm]

antici__pation
The following people have 48 hours to post their application:

_the_hunted_
_you_tempt_me
acidicromance
bitchy_boy
elizabitch
hyperdaisy19
ralphieinrigor


For fuck's sake, stop joining the community if you're not going to apply. Same goes for watching the community -- what's the point?

Also, there's a bunch of people on the stamped list who left the community. IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE, AT LEAST LET US KNOW, YOU DUMB CUNTS. The following people are dumbfucks for leaving without letting us know:

_ashlinn_
adhesive
always_gigglin
crismissinapril
d3thbysp0rk
ducktales
jamedog
katyowns
mental_mindfuck
pinkstatik
reebchan
scarred_star
scholarofdecay

Guess what fuckers, the point of getting stamped is for you to participate in the community, NOT so you can fucking leave after you get accepted. It has always been a requirement to stay in the community when you get stamped, but obviously since a bunch of people ^^^ can't seem to grasp that concept, I'm going to have to put yet another rule in the userinfo. As erzuli stated HERE, use your common fucking sense. I realize it was about a completely unrelated topic, but it ties in here too. The fact that the mods have to make rules based on common sense is absurd.

12. If you must leave the community, MAKE A POST announcing your departure so the moderators can remove you from the stamped list. DO NOT apply just to get accepted and then leave, it makes you look like a fucking douche.


And another thing, the following members have been somewhat inactive for a while.  I realize the moderators keep threatening to kick you people out, but it's really gonna happen this time.

IF THESE PEOPLE DO NOT POST A COMMENT ON THIS POST IN THE NEXT WEEK, YOU WILL BE REMOVED.

akimika
alloutofangst
amythestrose/emogoldfish
attitude_
bitchesloveme
chemchick80
dasubershiznit
evil0o1
jellydonuts
machineflesh
nici13
simplysammi
sunshine_boi
xomistyox
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Grandpa bitch got cancer, and emphysema, and ED, and everything else..... [31 Aug 2004|11:13pm]

sdx
Not really.
But its time for me to say farewell.
Im outta here like pantyhose after the prom.
Those of you on my friends list, I'll still be around.

Peace, hairgrease, and all that happy shit.
Catch y'all on the flip side.
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Thanks oodles.. [29 Aug 2004|04:06pm]

tat2zie
I finished my survey for Stat. Thanks so much for helping me out. (looks like somehow it started some talkin'..)
(I think i'll also throw a hahahaha in there to sdx just because he has been fighting to intitate conversation in here like mad, and then I come around with a dumb STAT project and conversations are had.)

A lil thanks to the Mods for not booting the post off, cause I might have myself.

Ow wait, Im suppose to be being bitchy ...
Shit..
Um..
Lick balls?
Fah-get-uh-bout-it...
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worth a shot! [28 Aug 2004|04:09am]

finchee
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Situations.......will arise [26 Aug 2004|06:39pm]

sdx
Supposed you could play John Malkovich into the Presidents body for a day....and lets just assume that in this perfect world, Congress would actually go along with you.


What ONE CHANGE in the world would you make today? (No war in Iraq answers---too easy)

Discuss bitches.
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Medical assisted suicide/euthanasia [26 Aug 2004|06:27pm]

sdx
Discuss bitches.
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Not a bitchy post...but heh....MySpace [26 Aug 2004|12:26am]

sdx
Everyone has got people they talk to, on here, outside of this community.
I just thought Id take this time to see if some of you guys want to
connect, or say hello, via MySpace.

What is MySpace? I see it as a photo supplement to LJ, since I use it for little else, besides networking, and keeping in touch with
non LJ friends.

Carl/SDX MySpace Link
Give me a shout. Post your link too......

Hey bitches....catch you on the flip side.
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[25 Aug 2004|07:22pm]

industrikitty
Will everyone please stop fucking whining and get some applicants up in here?

KTHNXBI!

So, now that we have that misunderstanding cleared up... [24 Aug 2004|12:13am]

antici__pation
[ mood | cheerful ]

There is a new rule going into effect. Behold:

11. DO NOT delete ANY comments unless you are changing your vote.

Hey nefarious_lover, you've got yourself to thank for this. Deleting comments is, as sarahjd514 previously stated, ultra lame, especially from other stamped members.

Every member of this community is now invited to mock and photoshop the hell out of nefarious_lover. Please keep photoshopped entries friends only so none of you get suspended. sarahjd514 you are also invited to repost the entry which I wrongly forced you to delete. I apologize.

HAVE FUN, KIDS. (ha-ha, sdx, I knew you'd get a kick out of that.)

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ohemeffgee [23 Aug 2004|10:42pm]

sarahjd514
I just wanted everyone to see that... at least on my end, my beef with antici__pation is done. I'm still not completely happy with the way things were handled, but an apology was made, and since she declined, I decided to link it in a separate post. (Particularly so shelikesclots could see)


You got lucky, nefarious_lover!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/eljay_bitches/118265.html?thread=2397177#t2397177
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[24 Aug 2004|02:21am]

katieplaysdead

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