mafia_boy (mafia_boy) wrote in eljay_bitches,
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Basics
Name: Liam
Age: 17
Where do you live? Wales - United Kingdom
Explain the story behind your LJ username: Everyone who meets me seems to think I'm from italy and glorfying the mafia really seems to piss the italins I know on livejournal.
Did anyone invite or refer you? If so, who? waterslide spammed-me-up!
Are you a member of any other rating communities? If so, which ones? I don't think so =\
Your picture:



Why do you think you are a bitch?: I don't think therefor I am, note- self proclaimed people.
What is the worst thing you have done to someone in real life?: Randomly punched a girl in the stomach.. oh wait.. no.. sorry.... I was working for a guy, Doing some grounds work, anyway we finshed on bad terms he owed me money so I went to collect,
he left it in the shop he owned and left me £5 short.. which is about. $9 the guys loaded, he drives a porche, there's no need to short chainge me.. so I had to cost him £5 pound at least in damages.. I was going to scratch his porsche, but replacing a
scratch is chump change to this guy.. so I decided to screw the paint job up.. Now, Dried on Egg Whites on Car paint works really fucks them up, try it sometime to some one who pisses you off.. cover there car with egg whites. When the whites dry.. the car
will have really sexy 'go faster' streaks all over the place.. a whole new paint job... with random scratchs made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
What is the worst thing you have done to someone on the internet? (link us, if at all possible): I hooked up with a guys girlfriend over the internet that had pissed me off over something stupid and had sex with her :\ But.. yeah nothing too exciting,
Most people I talk to on the internet aren't worth the steam off my piss, let alone any sort of delibrate-effort towards, malice acts.
Do you enjoy the taste of sweet, sweet revenge? Oh Yes, Revenge Is what makes you glad people fuck with you from time to time, It's where you creative side gets to shine and you get that
strong feeling of achievement.. It's like winning an olympic medal with out the years and years of dedication to traning
What do you think you could contribute to our community?: My Honest.. critical.. actualy.. sweet fuck all.
When people talk about you, they say you are: Intelligent, Intresting.. but an asshole
Is all of it true?: Yep.
Who or what do you hate the most, and why?: people-who-think-it-'s-cool-to-type-with-excessive-hyphons-for-some-unkown-to-me-fucking-reason. It just erks me, You know I bet-you-are-getting-wound-up-with-this. Why do they fucking do it?
And kids who slit there wrisits the wrong way.... fucking attention whores.
Make us laugh:


Opinions
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF...
Abortion? I'd love to say I'm pro-choice, but.. If we're all giving for choice why dosen't the thing inside the womans stomach get a say? (kid your not funny..).. I don't really care...
It's none of my business.. Wow, sat on the fence.. but. untill it effects me.. It's not something I give great thought or care about.

Homosexuals? Means there's less compeition out there for me.
Do you think they should be allowed to get married? I don't care... Get married whatever.. I think it's fucked up how the Goverment uses the execuse that The Bible say it's wrong when there supposed to have nothing to do with religon.
But then I think religons nothing more than a money spinner..

Censorship? I hate Censorship.. I've written articles, songs.. etc for local publications, releases etc.. and they we're all cut.. I've also learnt that Freedom of Speech dosen't give you the right to say what you want. it gives you the right to say something.

Plastic surgery? Got Insecurtiys? Get Plastic Surgery.. it's not something I want.. but if it makes you feel better sure go for it.

Fat people? Some chose to be fat, some don't. it's there business... I chose to work out, they don't, some of them are like that due to genetics, Some are like because of disease.. some are like that
because there's a niché market in large woman porn.. You wanna be fat be fat.. Can't say I'm attracted to fat people.. but who cares?

Self-proclaimed "goths," "punks," and etc? Fucking Morons... If you self-proclaime to be anything your evidently not it.. No real goth goes.. I'm a goth.. as if it's something to be proud of, it's the way they are/chose to be it's no big deal..
All these self-proclaimed kiddys are catching onto the ass end of some fad.. because they saw some glorfied cool 'punks' Jeuss, The whole point of being 'goth' and 'punk' was to be diffrent.. proclmaing your something makes you the same as everyone else..
Drugs (ranging everywhere from alcohol to heroin)? Some are fun, Some I wouldn't touch.. Some people are douche bags for taken some..

MTV? Just another one of those gabbarge channels my rent's pay for me to not view.

Cutters/self mutilators? Cutters are dumb fucks seeking attention and not getting any... I don't understand? yes I do, I've had many friends who are cutters..
all insecure sychopaths who hate there parents for splitting up... and there little brothers because mummy loves them more.. I'm not being sterotypical.. I'm being honest.

Reality Television? A played, sold out, retarded, dragged out, please stop boring me with your bullshit concept.... You could consider my application your daily dose of reality TV
War? The reason peace looks so nice.
Democrats? Lets Invade yet another third world toilet and kick out their leader and go further into debt fighting someone who is not a threat to us
Republicans? I'm neither rich, Nor American.. there for.. I don't care.
Vegetarianism/Veganism? Kudos to them for not eating certain things because of there views, but most of the vegans, vegeterains I know started when
they were 6, becuase they watched some tv program and thought it wouldbe cool to 'fight' for a cause.. and haven't been able to sallow there pride and eat
a bacon sandwhich, for those who do it because they strongly belive it's wrong blah blah, Kudos to you for following threw with something you belive in so strongly.
But.. your still fucking morons for beliving it.
What are your general opinions on religion? A money spinner, A way of contaning people.. This is wrong, this is wrong and this is wrong. Children Before Marraige is wrong, Sex before Marraige is wrong..
So to get laid we have to get married, to get married we have to pay the church money.. oh please fuck off.. I'm no expert on other religons, but they all seem to follow the same trend, brain wash and rape people of everything they have.


Media and Favorites (please tell us why)
Five bands you like: Busted - If your gonna be cheesy, tacky try and cling onto a genere you've evidently got no space to be in.. stil go on stage with busy eyebrows like that
make shit music.. yet still rake in cash and woman.. You really deserve my adminration.
Dakona - There good to listen to when you want to bring your self down a little..
Golide Looking Chain - It would be unpatriotic to not like this band, They have a fan base who personify everything they thrive to take the piss out of.
and the fan base is oblivous.. and they make imature but entertaning songs.
Still little fingers - I'm not quite sure how I came about them... but well, I 've liked them ever since.
Queen - Queens just special.

Five bands you hate: man.. hating music takes too much effort.. Bands I hate? Darkness.. ahh I dunno/

Three movies you like: Bronx Tale, Newport south - such an awesome flim in the crappyest kind of way.. the story line was crap, Kids Rebel Against school adminstration because some dude, heard some other dude did it and got locked up in a mental home not so long ago.
But the acting was superb, the way the guys pulled it off and the way it brain washed you was genious..
Pulp Ficton - I first watched it Drunk, I didn't get it all, I watched it agian Sober.. I stil didn't get it all, I watched it again and again and again.. I stil don't get it.. Either It's a awesomly complex film or I'm a retard, The latter is a safe bet, but still Smauel and John what a combo.

Three movies you hate: Pirates of the Caribbean - Man, You may all want to fuck his brains out.. fair enough, That dosen't bother me but that does not automaticly make the film stop having a cliche crap "Disney" type storyline.
Titanic - Why fucking bother? In my mind the film was crafted to be like the boat.. alot of hype and a big dissapointment.
Resident Evil - Awesome game series.. shit film, there were like 3 fucking zombies in the hole thing..
Three TV shows you like: I don't watch much tv :\
Three TV shows you hate: I don't watch much tv :\


Favorite word/remark/insult: You'll get over it.

Three stores you like: Animal, Billabong distrubiotrs and a T-Shirt making company called.. Revolt Clothing
I don't hate stores.. I go into them to buy stuff.... if they stell stuff I like, I buy if not i don't go there :\

Three actors/actresses you like: Brad Dourif As B-b-billy Babbit, Robert De Niro, Chazz Palminteri In a Bronx Tale

Three actors/actresses you hate: That dude in the matrix.. and bill and ted.. the guy who sucks at acting but seems to end up in films after Bill and ted... If he was significant enough I'd remember his name I'm sure.
He really is the only actor/actress I dislike or hate.

Situations
Your suicidal friend calls you and tells you that she needs help because "her cat died" and doesn't want to live anymore. What do you do?
Explain to her, that she needs to thikn about what shes doing and In Killing her self she could result in killing the whole world.. Especialy if this was a pattern forming.
I'd explain, If you want to die because some one died, some one will want to die because of you.. and thus some one will wish to die because of them, and you'll have that on your mind for the rest
of your life.. But.. If you do kill your self, Can I have your CD Collection?
You find a cash-stuffed wallet with an ID in it, and you see the wallet's owner walking down the street. You...
Take my 'finders-fee' and return the wallet to the owner.
If you come across a man asking for money for food, but you know he's going to buy beer, and a man who's asking money for beer, but he tells you the truth, who do you give the money to?
Neither, I like Beer as much as these guys do. I'll go buy myself some beer and get drunk. Besides, I don't have the time of day for Homeless people who dirnk beer, Honest or not they all suck.


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